Just Laughs: You Do The Maths!

at 12:43 AM Thursday, April 21, 2011
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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  1. RicAdeMus said...:
    Thursday, April 21, 2011 1:28:00 AM

    LOL, but the pregnancy one scares me--and reminds me of a line from "That '70's Show". When Ashton Kutcher's character started dating a dumb girl, one of his friends said, "Dumbest.babies.ever". AT first the girls' mother started laughing, then she stopped, looked sick, and told the friend that wasn;t funny. =)

  1. Roma Agsalud said...:
    Thursday, April 21, 2011 1:15:00 PM

    hahaha :)

    but wait...i think I know a lot of smart women falling for smart, sneaky married men...hmmm...haha..I'm taking this way to seriously. haha :)

  1. Wenny said...:
    Thursday, April 21, 2011 2:06:00 PM

    Well this is just for fun and laughter. We know the reality isn't necessarily so :) ... cheers!

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