Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave. As he got out of the shower he said to his wife:
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
Let's Be Thankful!
Holding the High Watch
5 hours ago
Haha, poor Jack! I hope they had been married a long, long time and had reached the point where they knew not to be offended by teasing. =)