Just Laughs: How Much To Donate?

I was stuck in a traffic jam on the LDP last week. Nothing moved for half
an hour when suddenly a man knocks on my window. So I rolled down my
window and asked, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few UMNO politicians. They're asking for a RM10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

I innocently asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
The man replied, "Most people are giving about a gallon!"