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Just Laughs: Don't Know Shit!
>> Tuesday, November 10, 2009
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Brain Teaser: What Do You See?
>> Saturday, November 7, 2009
Ambiguous illusions: What can you see?
Either a woman walking or a huge face which looks like George Washington.
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Law of Attraction: Increase Your Level Of Inner Peace
>> Friday, November 6, 2009
Do you want to have more inner peace? You can accomplish your goal by taking steps that will help you grow physically, mentally and financially.
Focus on your health. Get plenty of aerobic exercise and eat an abundance of nutritious food every day. Do activities such as jogging, cycling, swimming or brisk walking at least thirty minutes almost every day. Follow the established nutrition guidelines.
Reduce the amount of time you spend harboring negative emotions. Do not get mad over little things. Avoid carrying grudges and hatred in your heart.
Handle your stress properly. When you feel tense or pressed, take a deep breath and remember that your performance, health and level of inner peace will be affected negatively by an overload of stress. Have you heard the phrase that says, “Rise to the occasion?” When it is very important to perform at your best level, you must relax and totally concentrate on your task.
Do not be ashamed to cry or express your anger in a harmless manner. If you want or need to cry or scream, please do so because it will help you feel better; furthermore, suppressing your grief or anger will hurt your immune system.
Laugh alone and with others at things that are funny but harmless. Laugh at things that have already happened. If you think of something funny around others, do not laugh too loudly.
Think positively. Turn negative experiences into positive experiences by contemplating the benefits that may come from what has happened. For example, if you lose a few dollars you put into a side pocket or shallow back pocket, you can use this error to become more careful and avoid losing a lot more money in the future.
Do not dwell on the past. This is counterproductive and will not bring you peace of mind. Only use bad memories of your past to avoid repeating your mistakes.
Think about your good experiences as much as possible. Use these good memories to become happier.
Be courteous to others. Being mean brings guilt and a lack of inner peace.
Volunteer your time at least occasionally. Help others in need.
To increase your chances of feeling comfort and peace of mind in your golden years, prepare for your retirement. Create and stick to a budget. Save at least ten percent of your income. Take advantage of any retirement accounts provided by your employer.
Use your physical and mental energy to do good things. Do what you can to make a difference.
Article Source & Copyright (c) Todd Hicks of Skill Development Institute, an enterprise that provides a keyboard typing lesson and academic study guide.
Just Laughs: Elevator of Youth
>> Thursday, November 5, 2009
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
My Bubble: Dona Nobis Pacem
Today's BlogBlast For Peace ~ Dona Nobis PacemLife has been so hectic for me recently, so consumed with my new job that I hardly had any time to really sit back, ponder and appreciate my very existence. My promise to myself, to be laid back and enjoy life just flew out the window!
Many moments durng this past 2 months, I came close to tears, frantic and almost wanting to throw in the towel. Thankfully, it is my friends from the blogosphere that had kept me going. There had not been a peek out of me all this period, but yet ocassionally when I peeped into my blog, I could feel the unwavering support from them. Now, at every permitted chance, I will seek the warmth and peace that they had left on my blog. Thank you all ... friends, readers and fellow bloggers!
If I had not discover the Law of Attraction, I would not have fully comprehend the beauty of peace, gratitude and friendship. These past 2 years, I've come to realise their priceless value, not only to me but to all mankind.
Imagine a world where every one of all races, religions, cultures ... young and old, big or small, live in complete peace with one another, bonded in genuine friendship, offering thanks to the Universe for each new dawn that allow us to make a better tomorrow.
Imagine a world ... free from hate, conflicts, war ...
Imagine a world ... free from diseases, pain, suffering ...
Imagine a world ... free from greed, lust, gluttony ...
Before we can truly enjoy the fruits of our imagination, I've learnt the need to free ourselves from the clutches of our own FEARS. Peace comes when we live without fear. Gratitude comes when we are at peace. Friends bond when gratitude is abundant.
DONA NOBIS PACEM ... Grant us Peace!
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